January 2010
67 posts
“i’m a baptised woman i cant”
– Random woman(?)… Yeah I’m pretty sure it was a woman.
“but my dick was taped!”
– Very effeminate homosexual
“last time i had crabs i just shaved and it went away. this time it’s not...”
– My people (sigh)
NBC Picks up a new Super Hero series... →
Dear NBC,
Is Heroes not bad enough? Must you punish us further? Honestly a series about a “former cop framed for a crime who becomes the Cape, a masked hero, to clear his name and reunite with his son” does not sound enticing, entertaining or enjoyable. Stop ruining super heroes.
The only thing keeping me awake throug both my...
…Today is weird.
The Maccabees - Toothpaste...
Top 10 ways to know you have a crush →
Check, check, check… DAMMIT! I can not go through this shit again. This sucks way bad.
“I hope you will be proud of me because I legit fucked a straight dude in the ass...”
– Friend who shall remain nameless :) Much love girl.
All good things must come to...
a beginning.
How true is that. The past few days (minus a few random moments) have been strangely good. Very little drama, hanging out with peeps that in all honesty are far better than some of my old peeps. I’ve learned much in these past few days and hope to continue learning in the coming ones.
I leave you with some of my favorite words by Shakespeare’s “A Midsummer’s...
WatchKitty Pryde is fucking coming home! And she looks pissed! After quite some time it looks like Kitty is coming home. I gotta say her final moments with Emma Frost where some of the best ever written (I even shed a little tear). I can’t wait for her to come back and go “Wtf” at the current X-Men status quo. This also means Colossus can finally stop being emo over Kitty’s...
Google Wave
So I was forced into getting a Google Wave account. Someone should help me out with it ‘cause I don’t get it.
“i like it when a straight guy sings michelle branch”
– Ricky
jade’s respond to her first IKEA experience “holy fuck”